Laughter is good for the soul. So here are some museum, art, and history-themed jokes. If you’re wondering will the jokes be corny, the answer is yes!
We love corny dad jokes over here!
I heard on the news that someone robbed the Tokyo Origami Museum in Japan.
The reporter said that the story is still unfolding.
What shoe brand do artists love?
I looked across the museum hall and spotted my ex, but I was too nervous to say hello.
There was just too much history between us.
Why are doctors such good artists?
Because they are good at drawing blood.
A man walks into a museum.
While wandering, he trips and breaks a vase.
He panics and picks the pieces up,
the curator appears and almost has a heart attack.
"What have you done! That vase was 2000 years old."
"Oh thank God." The man sighs in relief. " I thought it was brand new."
Why are fencing players so good at also being guards at museums?
They’re always en garde.
I heard that police caught a guy trying to steal all the head statues at the museum,
apparently he got busted.
Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?
Because Egypt his tooth!
What’s the least British thing in a British Museum?
I once got lost in a pickle Museum.
It was a pretty *jarring* experience.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
What is the most flirtatious subject?
History, because it's full of dates.
What would you call a painting made by a cat?
What would the child of artistic parents call their mom?
Why does Cleopatra talk about herself so much?
She Sphinx she's the best.
Which one was your favorite?